Dang Dumpsters

Well I was sitting at home this morning...watching Spongebob and trying to figure out exactly how they started that fire under water...when I suddenly decided that I needed a bag of Doritos and a bottle of Diet Sprite...I'm not that crazy about Diet Sprite, but I needed something healthy to offset the Doritos...You know how it works.

So on my way back from Wally World, I spotted an Alabama fan having car trouble in the parking lot of a local alcohol rehab center...not to mention he was staggering a little bit...Naturally, I pulled in to help out a fellow football fan...

Ok, I can't lie...I whipped in the parking lot to point and laugh at the poor fool.

Well, I guess I whipped in a little too fast, because I lost control and slammed into a huge dumpster...To make matters worse, I didn't have any insurance on my new car and the bag of Doritos was smashed all to heck....Then later on, after finally making it home, I opened the Sprite and it sprayed all over my favorite Captain Caveman t-shirt...the one that says "I'm Bringing Sexy Back" across the front.

At least I wasn't seriously injured...Although, I do have a terrible headache and I'm pretty sure I have a bone in my left leg.

Here is a picture I snapped of the aftermath...It's fairly graphic and may be hard to look at, but just keep in mind that everyone walked away!