Flight of the Tide

So an Alabama fan gets on a plane...the flight is suppose to take 2 hours...After taking off, the pilot's voice comes on and informs the passengers that an engine has quit...He says not to worry though, because there are 2 others that work fine...The flight will just take an hour longer than normal.

A while later, the pilot comes back on and says that a second engine has gone down, but there's still no need to panic...The flight will just be delayed another hour.

The Alabama fan looks at the guy next to him and says "Man, we better hope that other engine doesn't blow up. We'd be up here all day."