Todd's Costume Suggestions for Halloween '09

- Mississppi State coach Dan Mullen should go as the Pope...because what he's done with the MSU offense has truely been a blessing.

- Mississippi State defensive coordinator Carl Torbush should leave his socks off and go as Joe Lee Dunn...Bulldog fans would enjoy a flashback to the dominant defenses of the late 90's.

- Mississippi State offensive coordinator Les Koening should go as Woody McCorvey...What could be more frightening than that?

- Anthony Dixon should go as a workhorse...because he is one.

- Lane Kiffin should go as a jackass...because he is one.

- Jevan Snead should go as Tim Tebow...then rebel fans will finally have the Heisman winner they've been talking about for the last 25 years.

- Tim Tebow can go as whatever the hell he wants...he's Tim Tebow.

- Lou Holtz should put on a straight jacket and go as a crazy old man...oops, too late...I guess Halloween came early for Dr. Lou.

- The entire Ohio State football team should go as the SEC team of their choice...then they'll know how it feels to wear big boy britches for once.

- The entire Notre Dame football team should go as a Big 10 team...then at least they'll know what it feels like to be in a conference...plus, the Buckeyes would have another cream puff on their schedule.

- Les Miles should go as a polaroid picture...then maybe his mediocre coaching abilities would be exposed...Get it? EXPOSED...Moving right along...

- Nick Saban should embrace the nickname and go as Nick Satan...although, I'd hate to give the devil a bad name.

- Ed Orgeron should just go sober...He scares enough children as it is. We don't need him ripping his shirt off and yelling "Wild Boys" once the alcohol hits.

- Steve Spurrier should put on some blue and orange as go as the "real" ball coach.

- Houston Nutt should go...as a nut...literally...Almond or pecan, it's his choice.

- Tommy Tuberville should flap his ears and go to the moon...but the man can coach!

- Phillip Fulmer should wear his old Tennessee gear and go as "The Great Pumpkin".

- John Madden should go as Brett Favre's torso...then he will be the best torso in the NFL...If you don't get this joke, call the Sports Drive and ask to hear the sound bytes!

- Sports Drive host and former MSU quarterback Matt Wyatt should go as...himself...We know the backup QB is always the fan favorite...Who would wanna give that up for a day?

- "Hotty Toddy" Scotty Spencer should simply go as Scotty Spencer...With this final piece of the puzzle in place, the Sports Drive could then go national.

- Brad Locke, MSU beat writer for the Daily Journal, should wear his hat crooked and go as Sylvester Croom...I could always just feel the love between these two...

- Kyle Veazey, MSU beat writer for the Clarion Ledger, should go back to Oxford...and stay there.

- Tyson Lee's girlfriend should go as a football...then maybe Tyson would finally hold on to it all day.

- I should go as Col. Reb...then Tyson could beat me with a cowbell for making that last comment...and we'd have some great new material for the jumbotron...I love ya Tyson!